jehovahhthickness:

I knew I wasn’t crazy!!!

mixedican:

soupquinze:

mixedican:

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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hhngh… .. .. .…. … . ..

j

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

tiredbtw:

MUTUALS DO THIS: roll a fat blunt and send it to me via carrier pigeon

kisskook:

OKAY BUT u know what really sucks………….. when ur simply a quiet person  and u have to constantly hear ppl say “just get out of ur shell!!!!! let ur hair down once in a while!!! :) dont be afraid to be you!!!! :)” like…………… i am being me………quiet ….. like……… thats me………..

bluehairedspidey:

twelveclara:

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

idesofnovember:

crunchbuttsteak:

Whoa, Slow Down There, Buddy. Nobody Dates My Daughter Without Telling Me Which ‘Sailor Moon’ Character They Are First

Hey now, slow your roll there, chief. I don’t know what you think this is, but there’s no way in hell that you’re dating my little ang

ClickHole

holy shit this quiz

I am begging you all to take this quiz

7s7s7s7s7s:

I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie